Trailer Trash Heap October 25th – New Ones From Daniel Radcliffe, Angelina Jolie and Christian Bale

Man, how time flies! It’s already Tuesday, which means that yours truly, Kyle Kriner, is here with your weekly fix of movie trailers. Some good, some not so good, so is the story of life.

Well, enough philosophy for the day. Let’s get down to business. Not too many trailers this week, but for you movie fans, it’s never enough anyway. Constantly itching and scratching for more. Hopefully you can hold on another week. If you can’t, bill Jonathan London for any and all damages inflicted upon yourself. Adios!

The Devil Inside

I honestly don’t really see how this could be interesting at this point. Blair Witch type of movies are clearly back in style these days, and every couple of months we get another stupid movie shot in first person view, with a bunch of stuff that the movie makers want us to actually believe. This one doesn’t seem to stray at all from the beaten bath. It actually stays right on it. Come on, time for some originality in your horror movies, guys.

The Conquest

Even though this is a French movie, it did kind of grab me a bit. Not a lot, but a bit. I like the mix of dry, dark humor they have along with the conspiracy plot they’re using. I think the film may actually be interesting to see.

The Woman In Black

I believe I featured a teaser for this one a while back, and remember it looking kind of lame. But this trailer really turned me around. It looks totally eerie, spooky, and makes me want to keep my eyes glued to the screen. Hopefully Harry (Daniel Radcliffe) isn’t too annoying in this one, otherwise I think this one looks like a great time.

Chronicle

I know I literally just got done bashing movies shot in the first person. But I gotta give it up to this one. I love the original take on super powers here. Running around pranking people with my telepathy would be awesome. So we start off with some laughs, but the movie turns into something totally epic. I’m definitely excited for this one.

All’s Faire In Love

You know, I never really get tired of laughing at these role playing, renaissance people. The movie is a bit over the top in some places I’m sure, but the concept is still funny, and the humor seems pretty genuine. Christina Ricci looks great, and I think this is going to be one of those fun comedies that shouldn’t be overlooked.

The Flowers Of War

Hm, a period peice war movie starring Christian Bale. This one actually couldn’t get any worse for me. Although Bale has impressed me a few times, it still doesn’t make this movie any more watchable to me. I can’t really understand the plot from the trailer, but the whole thing pretty much bored me anyway, even with them trying to wake me up at the end with all those gunshots.

In The Land Of Blood And Honey

Man, another snoozer in my book. Angelina Jolie wrote and directed it, looks like a WW2 story. Since I only get to judge the trailers, it’s perfectly fair for me to say that this one also looks totally boring. Sure, maybe the actual film will give us more suspense or more going on. But as far as trailers go, just add it to the list of boring period peices for me.