Total Recall Trailer Released! Get Your Ass to Mars!

I know what you are thinking: “FUCK OFF WITH THE APRIL FOOLS”! But this time we’re not fooling.

Take a gander at Colin Farrell in this new trailer for this summer’s Total Recall film, which is supposedly more loyal to Philip K Dick’s original short story. We don’t really care if it is. We just want our Three Titted Woman back! Now “open your mind…”