Teabag Prevention Presents: Rocket Race
As you may or may not know, This weeks Double EXP Weekend Playlist is Rocket Race. Believe it or not, teabaging exists in this playlist too. So here I am (rock you like a hurricane), preventing you from getting bagged over the head.
THIS WEEK: ROCKET RACE
TIP #1 – ALWAYS AIM AHEAD
If you’ve been a long time reader, or already know how to use Rockets in a manner most don’t know how to, you’ll already know that you must aim ahead of your target. This goes for people on Mongeese especially.
Now I’m not saying to whip out a some formulas and measure the distance and speed of the mongoose, just think of it this way: The farther they are, the further you have to aim ahead of them. Also, you might always get lucky with splash damage, but a direct hit is what’s really going to rock their world, so aim carefully, my friends.
TIP #2 – SPLASH DAMAGE
In every video game with a Rocket Launcher, there’s bound to be some splash damage from the actual rocket explosion. Here in Halo, you must account for that when dealing with vehicles or close quarter combat. Say for instance aiming ahead of them is just not going to happen. In that case, take advantage of the splash damage and hit them from behind with your splash damage.
A rocket to the ground beneath them is sure to send a small vehicle, like a mongoose, flying uncontrollably. Don’t forget you have TWO rockets per every load. Once they land, let ’em have it again. But only once they land. This will extend their frustration and further their disorientation. The worst part about the screengrab above is that the guy on the back can TOTALLY see what’s coming.
And if you’re feeling like a jerk…
…don’t let them back on.
TIP #3 – BEWARE THE LONERS
Some players are like women who’ve been betrayed and instead of seeking revenge on the man who made them sad, these players are seeking revenge on the world. In just about every Rocket Race match, there’s bound to be players who walk the map simply to ruin your day.
Much like your parents told you to do in case of homeless people or bullies when you were little, IGNORE THEM. Ignore them because all they want is attention, or to hear you call them a jerk. The more of a rise they get out of you the more they win, and the more you lose in the game and in life. Eff these guys, try to get them booted and just do your best to do your best in the game when they’re around.
Also, make sure not to agitate them. They’re kind of like sharks, they might casually or even accidentally hurt you, but if they catch your scent, they will follow you until they eat your hands off… yep. EXACTLY like sharks.
Happy Rocket Racing!
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