Teabag Prevention Presents: How to Suck Less at Halo Vol.2 – The Prowler
TIP #1 – THE TIP WHERE JAKE SAYS “OF PLASMA ORIGIN”
The Prowler and the Warthog have similar uses, but the Prowler should be used primarily as:
-A transportation vehicle
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-An assault vehicle
-A decoy
You have the ability to carry up to four people on board, including the driver and gunner. The turret on the Prowler is of plasma origin.
TIP #2 – PLASMA PLEASURE
Though, it can be inaccurate, maybe even highly inaccurate, the plasma turret can dish out some major damage if used correctly. This means firing at people rather than other vehicles.
Firing short bursts and predicting your enemy’s next movement is vital. Shoot ahead of people.
If you land a few body shots, you have a pretty good chance at killing him/her. Or you could settle with the assist once your teammate steals your kill; but always remember. You. Are. A Team.
TIP #3 – DAVID AND GOLIATHZ
When using the prowler against vehicles, remember that it’s very difficult to crash/flip a Prowler. Also keep in mind that you can have a hard time killing other vehicles.
If it’s a Warthog or a Ghost you confront, you may be able to take care of ’em, but if you can’t, try to lead them to your teammates to A: save your life and B: kill the enemy…USING TEAMWORK!
If you’re going up against a Banshee or Scorpion, expect to die.
TIP #4 – PROWLER GONZALES
Yes, the Prowler is fast and may even be quick enough to escape other vehicles. Use this to your advantage and rush flag carriers, bomb carriers, VIP’s, or other objectives to your goal. Gravity Hammer’s may deal damage to a Prowler, so just speed by it.
TIP #5 – THE PREDATORS
Plasma ‘Nades
Tanks
Turrets
THINGS TO REMEMBER
- Surprisingly, the Prowler can be a very useful vehicle in the battlefield.
- Don’t be surprised if no one wishes to join you on your Prowler journey.
- Though it’s one of the more difficult vehicles to drive, it will be rewarding if you master it.
- Gilmore makes me both proud and embarrassed to be Human.
- Teabag loves you. Don’t you forget it, okay? Now open up.
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