Teabag Prevention Presents: How to Kill a Zombie/Human
It’s almost Halloween again, and Halo fans know what that means: Zombies!!! It’s been quite a while since I first played Zombies in Halo 2 custom games. You know, that gametype where you had to switch to green team everytime you were killed by a zombie? Or when everyone would use the missile shells to hide on top of Foundation? Yeah, you know who you are. Ah, memories. Whatta you say we make some more by reading that terrible transition I just made there?
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TIP #1 – STICKING TOGETHER IS WHAT GOOD SURVIVORS DO
Too many times have I seen someone go off by themselves and die. Just don’t do it. You and your human comrades should form a perimeter.
Use barricades around the maps to protect yourself from Zombies. If those don’t suffice, you’re always going to want to be on the move, or have a steady turret faced towards an open range, but watch your back. You are never alone (except when you are).
Most zombie games give you a shotty and a BR. So, some of you should be ready to use shotty’s only while others are ready to use the BR. And always, always, watch each others’ backs, but not too closely (unless you’re into that).
As long as you stay together and have a well-thought-out strategy, you WILL make it to the end, you hear me?
TIP #2 – See What Happens
You’ve got to take full advantage of grenades. In maps like Orbital and Foundry, you’ll have the ability to bounce ‘nades left and right.
If you’re heading through a tight corridor, and you know there’s some zombies around the corner, don’t be afraid to toss a ‘nade and see what happens.
TIP #3 – STICK. THE FRACK. TOGETHER.
Guys and girls, I cannot stress enough that staying together is key. I don’t care if one of yous wants to go look out the window, you better make damn sure you take some friends with you.
But really, stay together, especially when moving around the map.
And now, get ready for some tips within a tip:
TIP #4 – How to kill a Human
– Blend in. You’ll catch ’em when they least expect it.
– Use your surroundings.
– Be sneaky. Crouch your way to a kill.
– Stay out of sight and run away from danger, you are rotting and weak.
– Use a Tusken Raider means of attack.
Things to Remember
- You and your Zombie friends should always attack together rather than one at a time.
- The use of vehicles can play a vital role in surviving a round.
- If you’re going up against a vehicle, simply find a way around it. There HAS to be some kind of weak spot.
- Brian plans on giving me some candy the next time we meet. Oh sweet, sweet candy.
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