Teabag Prevention: How to Suck Less at Firefight Week – 2
This week, we have a short, but sweet article to deliver. It’s short, well, because this is one of the more easy Firefight maps. There’s a large amount of space as well as a variety of weapons. With a team of four, you’ll be able to do this with no problem. Remember, it’s not the difficulty you play on, it’s the endurance that counts.
As a side note, make sure Grunt’s B-Day Party skull is on. There’s nothing like hurting Brutes who are standing next to their Grunts when their head explodes and hurts them.
THIS WEEK: LOST PLATOON
TIP #1 – Weapons and Health
In this spacious map, we have the:
Spartan Laser
Sniper Rifle
SMG/Magnum
Health Packs
TIP #2 – Wraiths and Choppers: Prioity Number One
While killing Covie baddies, you’ll find that occasionally you’ll die by the plasmas of a Wraith. They’re easy to kill as long as you use the laser in the right postions.
Wraith Number 1
Pew!Pew!
Wraith Number 2
As far as Choppers go, a charged Plasma Pistol and a Magnum shot to the head should do the trick. Afterwards, it’s not uncommon to have your teammate(s) use Choppers while some of you stay at a stationary location. In fact, this is best way to go. That is until Drones come flying about. *shudders*
TIP #3 – Chieftains, Drones, and Fuel Rod Brutes
Brutes with Gravity Hammers should stictly be taken out by means of the splatter. This IS the easiest way.
Drones can be taken out by Chopper bullets and SMG’s. The easiest way is, of course, the Warthog turret.
Hunters can easily be splattered by Choppers.
Use your turbo boost and give ’em hell.
Brutes armed with Fuel Rod Cannons should be taken into careful consideration. Get too close to them with a Chopper or Warthog, and they’ll kill you. A charged Plasma shot to the face and Sniper or Magnum rounds from afar should do the trick. Just make sure you dodge their Fuel Rods.
TIP #4 – Bouns Round
In the Bouns Round, Grunts are dropped off by a Phantom. What’s the easiest way of killing enough Grunts to get bonus lives?
Splatters
Nothing gets the job done better than repeatdley splattering groups of Grunts.
Turrets
Like shooting fish in a barrel…that’s what it means, right?
Explosives
If you like to see Grunts die a horrible death, just toss ‘Nade after ‘Nade into the crowd.
THINGS TO REMEMBER
- SMG’s do the trick for Jackles that just want to get all up in your bussiness.
- Never venture out alone.
- You CAN’T stick Brutes with Gold Armor or Gravity Hamemrs, but you CAN stick their weapons.
- Stay near the main building, that way you can always ask for covering fire.
- Wear sunscreen and deodorant every day. Unless you live in Alaska, then only wear sunscreen. We know it’s too cold for you people to sweat.
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