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Seven Of Wine – Episode 019: ‘Sacred Ground’ / “Captain to Bridge: Namaste”

It’s the episode that has Captain Janeway casting away science! Oh no! But also the episode that has Captain […]

Seven Of Wine – Episode 018: ‘Bride of Chaotica!’ / “He Used to Call Her on Her Cell Phone”

When mysterious photonic beings get caught up in a fictitious war that’s being waged in Tom Paris’s 1930s […]

Seven Of Wine – Episode 017: ‘Body and Soul’ / “Blow Up My Fun Cave”

Cheesecake and arousal are synonymous, as the Doctor discovers when he’s inside Seven of Nine’s body. NO, NOT […]

Seven Of Wine – Episode 016: ‘Tuvix’ / “You Just Made Me Imagine a Tuvix Dick”

It’s the episode of Star Trek: Voyager that’s so disturbing, so unappetizing, so unsettling… that you’ll feel the […]

Seven Of Wine – Episode 015: ‘Before and After’ / “Girl, We Made So Many Back to the Future References”

Imagine an alternate reality where Tom Paris and B’elanna are no longer together because B’elanna is dead, and […]

Seven Of Wine – Episode 014: ‘Heroes and Demons’ / “Facesuck to Generate Heat”

Computer! Play “Careless Whisper”… because it’s about to get sexy by the fireside up in here. Jacqueline Lopez […]

Seven Of Wine – Episode 013: ‘Muse’ / “His Milkshake Brings All the Peace to the Planet”

Star Trek: Voyager… Live and on stage for one night only! That is, if Lt. B’elanna Torres can’t […]

Seven Of Wine – Episode 012: ‘The Killing Game – Parts I and II’ / “This is Some Nazi Sh*t Right Here”

We have to go back… to the future! The future where the crew of the U.S.S. Voyager go back… […]

Seven Of Wine – Episode 011: ‘Lifesigns’ / “All My Friends Are Dead, And Everyone Else is Dying”

Love conquers all, including any revulsion one might feel toward rotting flesh! That’s the lesson Jacqueline Lopez and […]

Seven Of Wine – Episode 010: ‘The Chute’ / “Orange is the New Trek”

B’elanna Torres can sit her Klingon ass down because this week, it’s all about Tom Paris and Harry […]

Seven Of Wine – Episode 008: ‘Memorial’ / “Six Flags Magic Planet”

Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang strap in for the emotional roller coaster ride that is the Star Trek: Voyager episode […]

Seven Of Wine – Episode 007: ‘Faces’ / “Klingon, Kling-off”

Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang get their clink-on with their wine glasses, and their Klingon with the powerful […]

Seven Of Wine – Episode 006: ‘Meld’ / “Janky Hippie Shit”

It’s only logical that Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang would try to mind meld before reviewing the episode […]

Seven Of Wine – Episode 005: ‘Shattered’ / “Face Tattoo McNiceHair”

Chakotay gets his day in the sun as Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang break open a bottle on […]

Seven of Wine – Episode 004: ‘Drone’ / “Party Poopers of the Galaxy”

Seven of Nine finally struts into the spotlight in the latest episode of Seven of Wine! In this […]

Seven of Wine – Episode 003: ‘Fair Haven’ / “Delete the Wife”

In our Saint Patrick’s Day special, Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang catch up with the crew of the U.S.S. […]

Seven of Wine – Episode 002: ‘Blood Fever’ / “Let It Happen”

This Valentine’s Day, listen to Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang being really, really immature about “pon farr” — […]

Seven of Wine – Episode 001: ‘Caretaker’ / “Then Burn It!”

Jac and Jen are here to drink wine and watch Star Trek: Voyager for your listening pleasure. Debut episode… fire!

Sabrina The Teenage Witch Being Made Into a Live-Action Superhero Film

It’s April 12th and we’re still posting April Fools Jokes? Actually we aren’t.  Deadline has reported that Sony […]