At 1AM on Monday night, I was feeling kinda loopy.  You know, that pleasant tired when one starts […]

Allison reviews Uwe Boll’s new film, Blubberella, and does not make a single fat joke.

Allison yawns herself through the Korean/Vietnamese flick Muoi: the Legend of a Portrait and only gets alarmed about trannies once.

Allison reviews We All Scream for Ice Cream and rapes her capslock key while discussing the economics of dessert.