Smell Like the Survey Corps With These ‘Attack on Titan’ Fragrances

At this point, it’s safe to say that Attack on Titan is a phenomenon in the world of anime. If having a widely popular manga and anime series that’s reached audiences around the world even before a dub outside of Japan is available, it’s a pretty big deal. Even our resident Otaku, Kari Lane, gave it a glowing review in her first impressions after getting caught up in the Titan craze at this year’s Anime Expo. There’s even a 3DS game on the way that’s said to be in the vain of Monster Hunter! Once you’ve conquered manga, television, conventions and potentially video games only 25 episodes in, where does a series go from there?

Apparently, the fragrance aisle!

Maybe the Titans wouldn’t come after you if ya’ll didn’t smell so good.

Yes folks, joining the ranks of Justin Bieber, Michael Jordan and other popular brands that have no business spreading their scent around, Attack on Titan has its very own perfume line. Currently exclusive to Japan, if you ever wanted to smell like Captain Levi, Mikasa Akerman, or the big naked guy himself, Eren Jaeger, you’ve found your new favorite perfumes! But it begs the question, what would they even smell like? Dirt and sweat? Or will Eren’s brand reek of failure and angst?

But in all seriousness, (if this subject can ever be considered such,) Eren’s fragrance smells like lemon, lime, and mint, Mikasa’s perfume is scented with raspberry, rose hip, and muguet, and Levi’s cologne will smell like soap, iris, and lotus. Excuse my ignorance, but what the hell is muguet? And who would have thought Eren smells like minty Sprite while Levi walks around smelling like soap all day? Well, you too can smell of soap and soda by preordering these fragrances for $58 a bottle at this link.

Oh, Japan. Never change.

Source: inside.anime-expo.org