If You Try the Ultimate Marvel Marathon You’re Insane
According to The Huffington Post reporting on various studies, the side effects to sleep deprivation are an increased risk to stroke, obesity, increased risk of diabetes, memory loss, increased cancer risk and just plain old dying.
Which makes the Ultimate Marvel Marathon in select AMC Theatres kind of fucking bonkers.
From AMC’s website:
Eleven Superhero-sized Movies in One Day Starts Wednesday, April 29 at 6pm
Do you have the power to watch all 11 AVENGERS movies in the Marvel Cinematic Universe back-to-back? Take the challenge and you’ll take home an exclusive Marvel’s AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON collector’s pin and a limited edition print!
Plus, AMC Stubs members will get $10 Bonus Bucks loaded onto their card tickets are purchased in advance. Use it for event day snacks during our mega-marathon of these incredible movies:
6:00pm IRON MAN
8:25pm THE INCREDIBLE HULK
10:35pm IRON MAN 2
1:00am THOR
3:10am CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER
5:30am THE AVENGERS
8:48am IRON MAN 3
11:15am THOR: THE DARK WORLD
1:45pm CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER
4:20pm GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY
7:00pm AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON
You’ll be one of the first to see the premiere of the latest movie in stunning RealD® 3D.
Make it all the way through the marathon, and you’ll receive a limited edition Marvel Medal for your achievement.
Holy shit. I’ll buy the limited edition print on eBay, thanks.
You could sleep through Iron Man 2, Thor and Thor: The Dark World, but anyone who actually tries to attempt this at all is insane. I don’t care how crazy good shape you’re in. Please don’t do this.
Luckily there are only four AMC Theaters participating. If you’re foolish enough to try them, venture out to Kansas City (AMC Studio 28), New York (Lincoln Square 13), Anaheim (Downtown Disney 12), and Orlando (Downtown Disney 24), but seriously don’t.
I really hope I don’t turn on the news to hear “FILM GOERS DIE TRYING TO SMITE GEEKSCAPE BLOGGER AFTER MOVIE MARATHON.” I don’t want blood on my hands.
