Horror Movie Night Episode 84: Project Metalbeast (1995)

Get this… *sniiiiiff* ok, a werewolf, right? With skin as strong as steel! A literal metal beast! Everyone in agreement? Great, let me call my dealer, we’re going up need more snow than Aspen to film this… Is probably how storyboarding went for this week’s movie, 1995’s Project: Metalbeast. Of all the coke-fueled cinematic romps we’ve endured, this may be both the most absurd AND the most straightforward. Not necessarily a compliment in this context, but we make the most of it, as we always do, so prepare yourself for silver bullets, cryosleep and totally believable scentific advancement of skin graft technology on this episode of Horror Movie Night!