Herrre’s Johnny! New ‘Mortal Kombat X’ Trailer Shows Off the Cage Family

Of all the families that could have formed in the Mortal Kombat mythos after decades of the franchise, I love that it’s Johnny Cage and Sonya to lead one.

The whole point of Johnny Cage is that he’s the fresh air in the asylum of mystical ninjas, knights, monks and beasts that inhabit this bizarre universe. And now he’s the one creating a dynasty! This new trailer shows off everyone’s favorite Hollywood action star Johnny Cage and ex-wife (?!) Sonya along with their daughter, Cassie Cage.

Does anyone else find it bizarre that the trailer won’t say “ass” but will gleefully show dismemberment, rivers of blood and bones cracking like sticks under boots? Is there a point to that?

In any case, I’m stoked for Mortal Kombat X and this isn’t helping much. Now I’m distracted during work. I’ll get fired and won’t even be able to buy an Xbox One. Thanks, NetherRealm. You dicks.

Mortal Kombat X comes out April 15, 2015.