Don’t Watch The Trailer For ‘Scary Movie 5’

Do you remember 2007’s Epic Movie? How about Superhero Movie  or Disaster Movie in 2008? The only reason I’m mentioning those abysmal ‘films’ is because they look like award winners in comparison to the upcoming Scary Movie 5.

Watch the trailer below, if you dare (I warned you):

“The plot involves Three dancers — one veteran performer and two upstarts who are also best friends — vie for the lead in a new production from a snooty, aloof, imperious, and oversexed director.” The “reboot” will spoof Black Swan, Paranormal Activity, Rise of the Planet of the Apes and 127 Hours.

Scary Movie 5 will find itself in theatres on April 19th, 2013.