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This Geek In Netflix: Santa Claus

Allison reviews the 1959 film “Santa Claus” and cries herself to sleep.

This Geek in Netflix: Isolation

Allison chews the cud about “Isolation”– an Irish horror film featuring inside-out fetal cows.

This Geek In Netflix: Wicked Little Things

Allison reviews “Wicked Little Things” and discovers that it isn’t as spooky as it should be. And it really should be.

This Geek In Netflix: The Shrine

A review of Brookstreet Pictures’ “The Shrine”– a movie that does not feature a radioactive turkey puppet.

This Geek In Netflix: Thankskilling

Allison reviews the 2009 film “Thankskilling” and promises not to molest farm animals.

Analyzing the Average Message of Bella Swan

Allison takes a moment to discuss what Twilight’s readers are learning from Bella Swan, goddess of mediocrity.

Twilight Week – What Makes Star Wars Fans Any Better Than Twilight Fans?

Allison takes on geek elitism by comparing “Twilight” fans to their “Star Wars” counterparts.

The Most Ridiculous Twilight Products We Could Find

Allison creeps herself out while doing some internet shopping.

Twilight Week: What’s the Appeal of Isabella Swann?

Why your girlfriend secretly loves “Twilight”.

This Geek In Netflix: The Skeptic

Superman tackles psychological breakdown while Tom Arnold drinks Capri Suns in this awesome horror flick.

This Geek In Netflix – Shiver

A review of the wonderful Spanish film “Shiver”– now with rainbow sprinkles!

DVD Review – Kenneyville

A review of “Kenneyville”, where the only real danger is actually watching it.

This Geek In Netflix: In the Spider’s Web

A review of SyFy’s “In the Spider’s Web”, now featuring one actor you may have heard of!

This Geek In Netflix: Carved: A Slit-Mouth Woman

A movie review of “Carved”, complete with the stages of grief that accompany watching it.

This Geek In Netflix: Kiss of the Vampire

A movie review of vampires making pterodactyl noises and hissing people to death. Also: an iguana.

This Geek In Netflix: Left in Darkness

A review of “Left in Darkness”: it’s not just a movie, it’s also driving instructions.

DVD Review: George A. Romero Presents Deadtime Stories: Volume 2

A DVD Review of the latest Romero presented anthology, now with prize inside!

This Geek In Netflix: Vampegeddon

A review of a movie with subpar presentation of tits and blood. Also: vampires.

This Geek In Netflix: Vampire Girl v.s. Frankenstein Girl

A review of the Japanese gore film: Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl. Prepare to be amazed, and then prepare again.

This Geek in Netflix: Night of the Demons

No… not the awful horror movie from the 80s. The straight to DVD REMAKE of the awful horror movie from the 80s.