Allison reviews the 1959 film “Santa Claus” and cries herself to sleep.
Allison chews the cud about “Isolation”– an Irish horror film featuring inside-out fetal cows.
Allison reviews “Wicked Little Things” and discovers that it isn’t as spooky as it should be. And it really should be.
A review of Brookstreet Pictures’ “The Shrine”– a movie that does not feature a radioactive turkey puppet.
Allison reviews the 2009 film “Thankskilling” and promises not to molest farm animals.
Allison takes a moment to discuss what Twilight’s readers are learning from Bella Swan, goddess of mediocrity.
Allison takes on geek elitism by comparing “Twilight” fans to their “Star Wars” counterparts.
Allison creeps herself out while doing some internet shopping.
Why your girlfriend secretly loves “Twilight”.
Superman tackles psychological breakdown while Tom Arnold drinks Capri Suns in this awesome horror flick.
A review of the wonderful Spanish film “Shiver”– now with rainbow sprinkles!
A review of “Kenneyville”, where the only real danger is actually watching it.
A review of SyFy’s “In the Spider’s Web”, now featuring one actor you may have heard of!
A movie review of “Carved”, complete with the stages of grief that accompany watching it.
A movie review of vampires making pterodactyl noises and hissing people to death. Also: an iguana.
A review of “Left in Darkness”: it’s not just a movie, it’s also driving instructions.
A DVD Review of the latest Romero presented anthology, now with prize inside!
A review of a movie with subpar presentation of tits and blood. Also: vampires.
A review of the Japanese gore film: Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl. Prepare to be amazed, and then prepare again.
No… not the awful horror movie from the 80s. The straight to DVD REMAKE of the awful horror movie from the 80s.