All Hail The Glorious Leader! Kim Jong-Un Gets His Own Video Game!
Our glorious leader, son of Demi-God Kim Jon-Il, is finally being immortalized in a video game! It accurately shows the true exploits of our leader in battle, from riding on the legendary flaming unicorn, to taking on the entire capitalist army on his own.
The true great allies in the West, Money Horse Games, have released THIS statement on the game.
The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea commands you to know that the capitalistic pigs at Moneyhorse LLC, are developing Glorious Leader! , an epic tale about the triumph of Kim Jong Un over the entire American army. Battle through 7 unique levels as you defeat waves of imperialists, combat over-the-top bosses, and ride unicorns!
Glorious Leader! is coming soon to PC and something called a mobile device. Finally, you will know why North Korea truly is the best Korea.
No release date has been announced, but we know our savior and glorious leader, will come precisely when he is needed.