Teabag Prevention #24 – Sandtrap
Tatooine? No thanks. Sandtrap makes it look like a sandbox where the little girls play dolls. Here’s how to get sand in their vaginas:
TIP # 1 – FIND YOUR TOYS
Missile Pod
Tip #2 – HOW TO GET THE BANSHEE SCREAMIN’
The Banshee is very important on this map. Many rush it from the start of the match but they won’t get far if they’re ill prepared. DO NOT take a Mongoose. They are the fastest way to get there, but also the weakest. You have nothing protecting you from enemy fire and will probably be gunned down by the swarm of people going the same direction you are.
A Chopper (not the helicopter – the awesome looking blade pod-racer looking one) is the best vehicle to take over there from the start. Not only do you have the advantage of splattering opponents, you have the upper hand on other ground vehicles, especially Warthogs.
Clearing out and making sure everyone around the Banshee is dead should be first priority. Once it’s clear, take off and start your reign of terror, fear, and rape. Well, terror and fear.
TIP #3 – MEANWHILE, IN THE LAND OF THE HOGS…
While you have your teammates securing the Banshee, a Warthog should be sent out to kill the enemy who has a Spartan Laser. These two events should happen at the same time. Lasers spawn on both ends of the map. Get to them and you have control of the vehicles, don’t get to them on time and it looks like you’ll be hunting on foot. And this map is so big you’ll wish it had public transportation.
Routes vary depending on the danger.
TIP #4 – I LOVE THAT GOD DAMNED BRUTE
If you’re the unlucky fellow to encounter a ground-based vehicle in combat, you’re going to HAVE to be well equipped to kill it. A Spartan Laser, Missle Pod, or Rockets would be ideal for this; but what if you can’t get to them? A Brute Shot, then, is your next best option – as it can take down medium-sized vehicles. The Sparta Laser really is your best friend on this map, though, when it comes to dealing with the barrage of vehicles you will inevitably be encountering.
But once again, you can kick some serious vehicles ass with the Brute Shot. You’ll be able to flip Warthogs. It’ll also keep you from ending up a pile of chunks artistically decorating the walls when you’re fighting a Chopper. Choppers flip over and around like Canyoneros.
TIP #5 – BRING FRIENDS TO THE SNIPER PARTY
Never go alone with the Sniper Rifle on this map. Camping by yourself will eventually lead to an angry enemy set out to kill you and you only.
You should always travel with the group, but don’t get pushed up to the front. Hang back and do the sniping from afar, but not to far. If a vehicle sets out for you, you have your minions to fight with you. Work as a team. Always.
Things to Remember
- Head for the Banshee
- Become the cast of Wild Hogs
- The Laser is your friend
- The Brute Shot is your back-up girl
- Snipe with a spotter
This Week’s Teabag Prevention was brought to you by:
jake108
Edited by:
Brian Gilmore
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