Teabag Prevention Presents: How to Score (Attack) Week 1
This week, Teabag Prevention is moving on from the good ol’ armor abilities, and into a different kind of gametype. Score Attack is a variation of Firefight, and allows players to get some of their much beloved “game” on by themselves, like we’re used to. You’ll have three different gametypes to choose per map, but really, are you going to be playing Generator Defense and Mythic Attack if you’re looking for a speedy rank up? No. No, you are not. Don’t get me wrong, those are fine gametypes, but there are easier ways to rank up through score attack. And here they are…
THIS WEEK
SNIPER ATTACK
Courtyard is arguably the best map to play Sniper Attack on. This is for one simple reason: Multikills. There’s a simple procedure that needs to be done in order to score high like all your butthole friends who won’t share how they got such a high score. I’m looking at you, ZZoMBiE13.
First, you’re going to want to choose the ‘Medic’ class so that you won’t have to run to a health pack and have a way to shield yourself from heavy fire.
Next, you’re going to have to run to the catwalk off to the right corner of the map. That doesn’t mean you can’t get a few kills along the way.
Once at the corner of the map, you’re going to camp there and wait for your targets to line up.
Soon after, you’ll be scoring multiple multikills, like your girlfriend. My favorite: Watching Jackals fly though the air.
Speaking of Jackals, they get to be annoying when they fire their Beam Rifle and Needle Rifle shots at you from a distance aka, provide any semblance of a challenge. Simply crouch behind your companion cube for some cover.
Now I know it’s hard to resist seeing Brutes just stand there as soon as they spawn, but trust me, it’s more worthwhile if you wait for them to line up for you.
By now, you should have the hang of it. Wait for your kills to line up and fire away. It really is just like shooting alien fish in a barrel (which, come to think of it, sounds terrifying.) You should be getting Overkills or more in this game type if you’re even at an intermediate sniper level. Remember, the key to scoring high are mutlikills. Two birds, one stone. 5 Covies, 1 sniper bullet. You want to mix it up by Jetpacking and lining up your shots, but if you’re one of those guys who can Jetpack around maps while sniping, I feel sorry for you — it must be lonely being God.
But really, if you do this, more power to you. Just make sure to send in some screenshots because dear Lord (sorry to misuse your name, Jetpack Sniper, ninja of the earthly realm). See you guys next week.
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