Teabag Prevention Presents: How to Play Well With Others!
Good news everyone! Teabag Prevention is back to help you prevent balls in your face! With this Double EXP Weekend Playlist heavily relying on team combat, we decided to give a quick rundown on what to remember when fighting as a team, because remember kids, there’s no “i” in team.
THIS WEEK: TEAM TIPS
TIP #1 – IF YOU’RE GONNA GO OUT ALONE, DO IT WITH STEALTH
If you’re a regular reader, it’s no secret that we encourage you to stick with your team, focus fire on target(or “stay on target”), and watch/wash each other’s backs. By now, you’ll also know that we understand those of you (us) who are naturals at going out on a hunt alone, away from the team. If that’s the case, we here at Teabag Headquarters want you to know that you need to Solid Snake that shit. Sam Fisher those motherfuckers. Ezio Auditore da Firenze those bitches out of Halo.
“Danny Booooooooy!“
TIP #2 – NO ONE LIKES A BETRAYER
Boys and Girls, this is a simple concept, yet so many don’t understand. When you see a teammate fighting an enemy at close range, don’t throw a grenade or fire at them. Just don’t do it. This is what might happen:
A: Kill them both and have them both seek revenge on you.
B: Only kill your teammate.
C: Not kill anyone and look like an asshole.
“Double explosion, oh my God. What does it meeeeean?”
Spam grenades as a team.
Protip (and repeat it with us): We do not shoot THROUGH our teammates.
TIP #3 – BE AWARE OF POWER-UP’S & WEAPON SPAWNS
Things like Overshields and Active Camos can really change the course of the match. As a team, it’s up to all of you to lockdown these power-ups. You and your teammates should decide who should pick up what, just as long as the other team doesn’t get to it first.
Get this for your team, even if you’re just going to waste it by charging while shooting an Assault Rifle.
The same thing goes for power weapons. Power weapons include the Rocket Launcher, Sniper Rifle, Spartan Laser, etc…you get the idea. Once again, better that you or your team has it than the enemy team, so just always make sure you’re contributin’ and go for ’em so other can’t have them. Kinda like if you’re at a bar, or if you’re younger/underaged, kinda like if you’re illegally at a bar.
“Double Spartan Sword blade in the sky! This is so intense…”
In short, stick together, don’t betray, control the map as a team and you should do fine. Lone Wolves usually don’t do too well in Team maps because they don’t adhere to these basic rules of Haletiquette (that’s Halo etiquette for those of you from overseas). So go out into the double EXP weekend knowing you’ve done your homework, you’ve learned some basic rules of how to play well with others and that you can whoop ass WITH people, not despite them.
Everyone sing kumbaya with us now!
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