Teabag Prevention: Mythic Map Pack Remains – Citadel
So here’s the deal, everyone, despite its size, there are a lot of weapons and equipment to look out for on this map. Bear with me on the first tip, it’s pretty large, but it covers the main tools you’ll need for you and your teammates to dominate Citadel. No penis jokes on that last sentence, by the way.
THIS WEEK: CITADEL
TIP #1 – WEAPONZZ AND EQUIPMENT
Battle Rifle & Carbine
Brute Shot
Overshield
Rockets
Sniper Rifle
Shotgun
Power Drainer
Bubble Shield
TIP #2 – YOUUUUUU’LL GET CAUGHT UP IN THAAA!
Yes, we all know this map is small, but that doesn’t give you the excuse to try to sneak around the other team’s spawn point to score extra kills. In fact, you’re already dead.
Granted, there are some cases of stealth skills in players that rival Sam Fisher and Solid Snake, but for the most part, and for your safety, stay with the team. Unless you’re confident enough to do this (in which case you’ll most likely still die).
TIP #3 – TEAM PLAYERS FTW!
Reasons to stick with the team on this one:
- Covering Fire
2. Ambushes
3. Taking out enemies, one by one. Choke points, bitches.
4. Looking like a bad-ass in front of them.
TIP #4 – OVERSHIELDS
When deciding who gets the O.V., be sure it’s someone who has decent skills. Let me tell you, I can’t stand it when a poor player rushes to get the Overshield only to get beat down repeatedly until he or she dies. So please, have your best player pick it up before it’s too late.
Bottom line? Help the weapons help you.
Things to Remember:
- Weapons exist for a reason, your spawn weapons aren’t always your best friends.
- Wash your face before a date and always check the sides of your mouth.
- Make sure you’re doing at least two crunches a day. Gaming is hard.
- Never run into the middle of a battle, people stay behind cover for a reason.
- Don’t give a “Rusher” the Overshield. It’s a waste. You know who you are, Rushers.
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