Teabag Prevention Presents: Firefight – Last Exit
It’s been a long time, boys and girls, and I assure you: Brian and I have aged well. While we were away, we worked long and hard hours to bring you this here brand new website. I hope you enjoy it and I hope you sign up for our new forums as well. Feel free to talk about anything from movies to the new Pokemon games. Now what were we doing?….
THIS WEEK: LAST EXIT
– Grunt’s B-Day Skull ON
TIP #1 – GUNS, GUNS, GUNS
First we have the Machine Gun Turret. You can use it on virtually anything. More on that later.
Next we have Rockets:
-Rocket Ammo
Don’t forget:
As soon as you spawn, to your left and to your right should be SMG’s and Pistols. Also downstairs are some health-packs. Take the air lift up
And you’ll find more goodness.
TIP #2 – TAKE THE HIGH GROUND
What’s key here is the fact you’re able to shoot down at them. Therefore, when you’re hurt, simply take a few steps back, and you’re safe. By doing this with buds, you effectively take out Grunts and Jackals.
Brutes may sometimes make it up the stairs, but as Brian would say about fetuses, you can “nip them in the bud, before they become a problem”.
TIP #3 – SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE Turret.
You can mount this baby and fire it into a crowd of Grunts Boston Massacre style.
Or you can shoot some Jetpack Brutes down.
You can even shoot a Hunter right in the tramp stamp.
Don’t forget to use it on them Chieftains too.
TIP #4 – GHOST BRUTES
Well, they’re not really ghosts, they’re just really dumb Brutes with highly sophisticated technology.
“I’M INVISIBLE, SO I’M GOING TO THROW THIS FLARE! HAR! HAR! HAR!”
“nnnnnNNNNNOOOOOooooo!”
The point is, these things will sneak up on you like The Predator, but will then talk and grunt so you know where they are. If you don’t want to get hit by their mauler over and over again while you find where they are with bullets, take a flare and light ’em up.
TIP #5 – REVENGE OF THE DITTO
This tip can be best summarized in one picture (splatter as much as you can).
TIP #6 – WHEN THE GRUNTIES COME OUT AND PLAY
The Bonus Round Grunts are going to be coming out of the doors at the side of the map as well as the opposite spawn point of the map. Just be sure you’re ready.
Before we leave you to your normal lives, I wanted to tell you about Jonny the Drone and Carl Hunter. Back at High Charity, Jonny and Carl worked the night shift at the popular restaurant, Spirit, home of the Brute-sized burger. When the Human-Covenant war broke out, Jonny and Carl were separated into their respective divisions. It wasn’t until they reached Earth that they reunited and became complete badasses.
Man, all this free time has really made us miss you guys…
… see you next week.
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