Teabag Prevention: How to Suck Less at Firefight Week 4 – Security Zone

We’re back to Firefight this week with #4 of the series. It’s been too long. Now that finals are over, holiday break is in full swing, and we’ve learned to read (kind of), the Teabag Prevention Team is here to help you get some acheivements. Remember, always have Grunts B-Day Party skull ON.

 

THIS WEEK: SECURITY ZONE

 

TIP #1 – WEAPONZZZZZZZ

At spawn point, you have your med kits, Rockets, SMG’s, and Magnums.

 

Med kits 

 (we never noticed how pretty that was either. Check out the racks to the left for weapons)

Rockets 'n Ammo    

 

If you head up the steps, depending on whether you go right or left, you’ll find another set of steps that lead to a Machine Gun turret and a weapon spawn.

On the left, you’ll find a Spartan Laser:

 

Spartan Laser   

 (It’s on the bench, homeless and lonely)

On the right, you’ll find a Sniper Rifle:

SNIPA RIFLE  

 (It’s on the bench, homeless and beautiful)

TIP #2 – SOMETHING BRIAN COULDN’T DO

At first, Wraiths will be easily taken down by a well-placed Laser shot. You might be able to take down anyone between you and that Wraith at the same time too.

 

LASERZ    

 

Understand that a time will come when one Laser shot will no longer do the trick. Just because you have a laser in this map does NOT mean that you can camp. Never camp. Ever.

 

OH LAWD, IT DIDN'T DIE!!!!11   

 

TIP #3 – PICK THE RIGHT BUDDY

“Let’s go futher out,” he said, “we’ll be able to kill more enemies faster,” he said. Sure, I followed him, he was my buddy. Then my buddy took a bad hit. Real bad. That “buddy” abandoned me. He left me for dead. And dead I was.

 

:'(  

 

DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU. Don’t camp, but also do NOT go all over the place. Hold down a fort. They WILL come to you.

 

TIP #4 – DAMNED, DIRTY BRUTES

Fuel-Rod Brutes are difficult to take down due to their armor. One way to do it, (don’t try this while Tilt is active) is to shoot him with a Gun turret at medium to long range. He won’t know what to do with himself. Once he’s dead, make sure to watch out for SG’s (no, not Suicide Girls…Suicide GRUNTS!…Actually, If anyone wants to submit a picture of a Grunt posing like a Suicide Girl, please email us below. We’re serious.)

 

Li3k OMG, You're such a brute!   

 

As far as Hammer Brutes go, Fuel Rod Cannons work well against them, as well as Rockets. Stick to power weapons for these guys. The bigger the better.

 

CHECK THAT OUT THAT BRUTE'S PELVIC THRUST!!!!!!!   

 

Don’t froget, if a Hammer Brute is the last enemy, it can make for a bad ass stand off:

 

meow  

                      “Ooooooh hee hee hee! What a predicament!”

 

 Things to Remember

EVERY WEDNESDAY FOR THE NEXT THREE TO FOUR WEEKS, TEABAG PREVENTION WILL BE HOLDING MATCHMAKING AND CUSTUM GAMES HOSTED BY US!
PLEASE ADD US ON XBOX LIVE TO PLAY! MAKE SURE TO MESSAGE US “TEABAG” SO WE KNOW NOT TO IGNORE REQUESTS.
And now, some screenshots from Wednesday’s games:
There was some who were too scared to fight:

There was some lovemaking, (too graphic to show):

Then, there was the sad tale of player with the username TheInternetsShu. When glass broke on the Hertic map, everyone was being sucked out of the room. Luckily everyone was able to hold onto something, Except Shu.

 

 

 

 

 

Teabag Prevention Written by:

Jake108

Edited by:

Brian Gilmore 

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