Teabag Prevention Presents: How to Suck Less at Halo Vol.2 – Hornet
THIS WEEK: THE HORNET
TIP #1 – HEY FAT KID, WHY YOU SO FAT?
The Hornet and the Warthog have similar uses. Both can be used as supporting vehicles for assaults or defenses, and, most importantly, both can be used as transportation vehicles. Keep in mind that you can only carry two people other than yourself. So make those two people worth it. Don’t pick the classic “fat kid” of the group, who might slow you down. You are NOT socially obligated to pick anyone on your team up who wants a ride. I repeat: you are NOT socially obligated to pick anyone on your team up who wants a ride on The Hornet!
Whether it is the flag guy, the bomb guy, or even the VIP, don’t take just anyone on board, because that, of course, is a waste. It’s like picking your little brother to be on your basketball team simply out of sympathy, only, in Halo, you don’t HAVE sympathy — you have guns.
If you see yourself getting approached by a potential disappointment, simply fly away before he or she has a chance to reach you.
TIP #2 – COMMANDOS ONLY
You can easily take advantage of crew tactics on the larger maps. Of course, there are going to be enemy vehicles out there too. So when I say your passengers “better be worth it,” I mean they better be rocking some Lasers or explosives. Either that, or they’d better have damn good accuracy with what they rockin *snaps fingaz*.
For those of you who are amazing in the BR category of accuracy, don’t hesitate to jump on. You see, what’s going to be happening is this:
Your Hornet pilot is going to be scrambling in the air trying to avoid shots from infantry AR’s. They’re not going to have a really good defense because just about anything weakens the Hornet (on Avalanche) and, for some reason, those AR’s do more damage to the Hornet than the Hornet can dish out to them.
So how do you fight this? Climb on and protect your pilot to secure the skies, of course!
Take that you spray ‘n’ pray motherfrakker!
TIP #3 – IT’TH A TRWAP!
So what CAN this vehicle kill you ask? Well, if you focus fire on one person and land all your shots, you’ll be able to take down a single individual quite easily. Just don’t fly too low so you can prevent the chance of getting stuck, or worse, allowing yourself to be taken over by the enemy.
Also, since Admiral Akbar won’t be around to warn you, before going after someone, be sure it’s not a trap.
A Warthog without someone manning the turret is just as easily destroyed as a Ghost, Mongoose, or a Chopper with poor accuracy. This goes for the Prowler too.
TIP #4 – BEST WAYS TO KILL HORNET. DYING MAKE HORNET SAD.
Rockets
Spartan Laser
Missile Pod
SMG/Assault Rifle
Sniper Rifle
Tanks
Chopper
Stickies
Things to Remember
- Don’t fly too low.
- Stay has high as possible to avoid ground fire.
- Move around to avoid tank fire.
- The Spartan Laser is your worst enemy.
- Fork in your left hand, knife in your right. Chew with your mouth closed.
- In the last seen of Jedi: Akbar, Chewwy, Wicket, AND Lando are all dancing together.
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