Teabag Prevention Presents: How to Suck Less at Halo Vol.2 – Chopper
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THIS WEEK: THE CHOPPER
TIP #1 – HIT AND FUN
On maps such as Sandbox, the Chopper can be very deadly. There’s really Nowhere to Run (name the reference!), nowhere to hide, and bullets from your BR won’t do a thing. Before you know it, you’re as good as a dead raccoon in yo momma’s driveway. You’re cooked. This is why it’s important that you understand how to run peeps over.
One way to do it is to let them jump and try to avoid you first, then use your burst of speed to drive into them. If you’re still confused, one can find clarity by following the same steps that were given to ghosties.
Other than that, just don’t forget that you do have cannons on the side of your Chopper. Use them. You’ll find that they’re not as effective on infantry due to accuracy, but it IS possible and effective if done right.
TIP #2 – SIDEWINDER!!!
The ability to drive through any vehicle, tanks included, RULES. You may not destroy them, and you may even find that the tank you tried to kill served as a ramp instead of a Micheal Bay explosion, but sometimes mobility is key in important vehicle battles.
To divert from this possibility, try to ram into the side of a Wraith, or the back of a Scorpion.
Say you’re out of boost juice. What do you do?! USE YOUR CANNONS. You’ll find it easy to tip the balance of a Warthog and really easy to send the Mongoose into a tumble. Either way, you win.
I wish it played out like that in real life too, Gilmore [Editor’s Note: tear]
TIP #3 – WE ALL WEAR MASKS…
If enemies are firing at you, and are in front of you, you need not worry. Bullets won’t hurt you too much, but just make sure you get out of the line of fire as quickly as you can. The only part of your body that’s exposed is, well, your body, except you have giant cylinders that cover you up to those looking directly at you.
TIP #4 – SELF-HATING CHOPPER
Always be prepared to take down your own kind. (You know who you are.)
Rockets
Aim in front. You’ll either get splash damage or a direct hit.
Spartan Laser
Aim at the front tip of the chopper. This will increase your chances of a direct hit.
Plasma ‘nades
Requires a little skill and a little luck.
Tanks
So simple.
Banshee
This might as well be an instant kill. Granted, you’ll have lasers all up on you, but if you don’t….instant kill…
Gravity Hammer
It may not do massive damage, but it sure as hell will do something.
Missile pod
Lock on, and you’re set.
Sniper Rifle
You know what? Do what you can.
Things to Remember
- The Chopper can indeed fit into tight areas.
- Use this vehicle as an assault vehicle, especially if you’re in the fight with other vehicles.
- Tanks and infantry are its two biggest enemies.
- Mind the timing it takes for a boost to recharge.
- I love you.
- I did it! I did it! I didn’t use the reference! Weeeeeeeee!!!
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